A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his
mouth.
A young nurse appears to wash his hands and feet.
"Nurse...," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies: "I don't know, I'm only here to
wash your hands and feet."
He struggles again and asks the nurse again : "are my testicles
black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
in one hand and his testicles in the other, takes a close
look and says there's nothing wrong with them....."
Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies: "That was
very nice what you just did......but
please........for the last time......"Are-my-test-results-back ?? "